2 Years of Being An Obnoxious Sh!thead and I Couldn't be More Smug About It.
Your engagement has only emboldened me.
Dearest Abominations,
Today is the second anniversary of posting my first piece of writing on this platform. I’m immensely grateful to you all for the kindness and support over the last two years. Truth be told it only egged me on to be more ridiculous. As such I wanted to call out some notable pieces for those of you who are part of the recent influx of followers, and to remind some of the more seasoned veterans of my bullshit.
This bitch got backstory and the lore is DEEP.
The Posts Y’all Liked The Most
"I paid to have my face cut off and reattached": Facial Feminisation, Liposuction and the Hope of Change.
The Most Viewed
In 2024 I underwent massive facial surgery as part of my transition. This post is a preamble to the writing I’ve been doing about the process of literally having my face removed and reattached. Be warned, there are medical images in this post. If you are squeamish there is a version »HERE without images.
Chromosome Testing, Gender Stats and Putting Your Penis Where Your Mouth Is.
The Most Subbed
My call for all gender essentialists to submit to the gender measuring systems that exist in the world. They’re so quick to define it for others, so why not themselves? Go on, stick your penis in the Phall-O-Meter if you’re so sure of your gender!
The Transgender Monsters of my Youth
The Most Opened
I grew up in an era where there was no positive transgender representation. The only trans people in films or TV were serial killers and the victims of serial killers. However, like most things, if you look closely you’ll find some joyous glimmers buried in all the horror.
The Posts That Haunt Me
They slept with me as a form of self harm.
The One That Fucked Me Up The Most To Write
I mean the title says it all. Turns out a fun hookup wasn’t the fun hookup I thought it was and I was just someone’s process of self destruction. This one hurt… a lot. Both in the events and in the writing of it.
I'll Show You My Tits to Prove "Trans Puberty" is Superior to "Natural Puberty".
The One I Was Most Nervous To Post (and most liked by y’all)
Sending cheeky boob shots via text is one thing… shotgunning your tits into the world via email blast is something else entirely. Don’t get be wrong, I’m immensely proud of the writing (and the boobs), but I did consider the fact that doing this would be seen as going “too far”. Turns out this one was “liked” more than my entire first year of writing combined… so… I guess y’all DO wanna see these titties?
Testosterone Blockers, Punching Holes in Walls and the Coiled Spring in Your Chest.
The One That Caused Me The Most Problems
Oh, some of the boys did not like this. Apparently I was making fun of “men’s mental health struggles”. Here in Australia we’re currently going through an epidemic of “men’s mental health advocates” turning out to just be vile, misogynistic grifters giving terrible fucking advice and modelling the behaviour of never taking accountability or doing any reflection. So yeah… folks didn’t like my drastic suggestion for the things they could do to be “better blokes”.
Botched Brow Waxing, Showing Off Your Tits and Having to Come Out Again and Again.
The One I Wish I Could Take Back
I was inundated with recommendations for brow technicians after I posted this. Turns out most people didn’t spot the literary device of distilling a large and complicated concept down into a single common experience and thought I genuinely needed help with my brows. Just so you know, this piece is about “passing”. Please don’t send me links to beauty therapists.
Substack was always just an exercise to stay sharp for the other writing projects in my life that felt more “legitimate”. Of course, I was wrong about that. The process of crafting articles became a delight in itself. The engagement and discussion, the banter with other creators, it all grew into it’s own specific passion for me. Now I can’t imagine NOT having this outlet.
So, again, from the bottom of my abominable heart, you have my eternal gratitude for reading even just one single word of the obnoxious bullshit I’ve written.
–S